Interesting Links for 11-11-2025
Nov. 11th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. Multilingualism and Extending Healthspan
- (tags:language health lifespan viaKenny )
- 2. 'V for Vendetta' TV Series in the Works at HBO
- (tags:comics alanmoore tv )
- 3. Law used to ban Palestine Action being used too widely, report says
- (tags:law terrorism uk OhForFucksSake )
- 4. Why has one of Edinburgh's best views been off-limits for seven years?
- (tags:edinburgh safety rocks )
- 5. UK Government sets out plan to reduce animal experiments
- (tags:uk animals research safety )
Abandoned visual for documentary awards post
Nov. 10th, 2025 04:22 pm
Interesting Links for 10-11-2025
Nov. 10th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. How the world's richest man is boosting the British right
- (tags:politics fascism ElonMusk twitter bias )
- 2. James Watson: From DNA pioneer to untouchable pariah
- (tags:biography DNA history viaPatrickHadfield )
- 3. Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani
- (tags:politics usa satire funny )
- 4. Reminder that the New York Times regularly prints hateful nonsense (an article about someone they tried to interview about Zohran Mamdani)
- (tags:politics newyork journalism OhForFucksSake USA viaKenny )
- 5. A bunch of engineers built a drifting wheelchair for an injured coworker. It looks awesome.
- (tags:disability engineering video )
- 6. The nature of the last universal common ancestor and its impact on the early Earth system
- (tags:biology genetics earth )
- 7. Meet the teen behind the Louvre 'Fedora Man' mystery photo
- (tags:france police photos crime Paris style )
- 8. New flu virus mutation could see 'worst season in a decade' (get your vaccinations!)
- (tags:flu doom )
- 9. Long-term Melatonin use associated with much higher risk of heart problems and death
- (tags:medicine heart )
- 10. Senate Democrats Just Made a Huge Mistake
- (tags:usa politics )
- 11. Scotland's first commercial windfarm will be able to deliver five times more clean power than before after being upgraded
- (tags:scotland windpower GoodNews )
An Immigrant’s Story | Jaja’s African Hair Braiding @ CTG/Mark Taper Forum
Nov. 9th, 2025 10:12 pm
When you think of immigrants today — and especially with the narrative coming from the media (including social media) and the images they promote — what comes to mind? I’m guessing primarily “brown” folks, as in folks from Central and South American countries. But the cruelties perpetrated by this administration go beyond just Central and South Americans; they are being perpetrated on any groups currently deemed by the administration as undesirable. Often, that undesirability is based not on violent crimes by these folks, again, as alleged by the administration, but simply based on skin color.
I bring this all up because of the play we saw yesterday afternoon: Jaja’s African Hair Braiding, at the Mark Taper Forum, part of the CTG “One CTG” season. On the surface, this play seems to be in the vein of a number of somewhat recent movies that focus on the African-American Barbershop/Hair Slot experience, where the shop becomes a community and a family, with regulars and patrons that care about each other. Often, this is because the elaborate styles take multiple hours to create, and what community doesn’t form when you’re talking to someone for 8 hours.
But this play is different, as we rapidly learn that this particular shop has been established by immigrants from Africa. Often, they were leaving abusive marriages. Often, they were leaving family behind while they raise funds and makes themselves a better life. We see how they have worked, sometimes over decades, to build that life. Leaving nations such as Senegal and Sierra Leone to come over and be housekeepers to wealthy white folks. Building up enough funds to open a hair braiding salon (which is long, hard, work). All the while paying taxes, trying to do things legally, with the eventual goal of having that American dream.
Jaja, who owns the salon, is an example of this. She worked hard to open the salon, and on the day the play takes place, she is getting married to her (white) landlord. Her hope is that she will be able to finally become a citizen through this, and send her daughter Marie to a prestigious college to become a doctor.
Marie doesn’t quite want that. She’s working in the shop, not as a stylist, but as essentially the manager. She wants to be a writer, but doesn’t know how to tell her mother. As the play progresses, we learn more about Marie’s dreams. We also learn a lot about the other stylists in the shop: Aminata, Bea, Ndidi, and Miriam. Each has their dreams; each wants to move beyond their upbringing in Africa.
Near the end of the show, we learn that Jaja was grabbed in an ICE sting operation against sham marriages, and has been taken who knows where. The family of the shop bands together to protect Marie, who is scared for her mother and scared they will come after her.
Reading that last paragraph, one would think this play was set in 2025, with the current Trumpian ICE raids. But per the program, this takes place in July 2019. That’s during the first Trump administration, showing that, essentially, we were warned. The issue wasn’t violent crime; and issue wasn’t bad people. The issue was brown and black people, clear racism, and going after people even if they were trying to build the American dream, just as immigrants to this country have been doing since the country started.
So this is truly a timely and relevant play, well written and well performed. It makes us — theatregoers who presumably have the wealth to afford live theatre — realize that these communities are not just distant people on a screen. The people being impacted by the actions of ICE are good, hard-working people, just trying to achieve the American Dream. There are the people that have, and always will make America great. They are not the threats the current administration purports them to be. In bringing audiences to this realization, this play does what good theatre should do: Make people examine their beliefs and to learn and grow.
Performances were uniformly strong. I particularly enjoyed Jordan Rice’s Marie, Bisserat Tseggai’s Miriam, and Abigail C. Onwunali’s Ndidi.
Jaja’s African Hair Braiding closes at CTG/Mark Taper Forum today, November 9. You may be able to purchases tickets for the final evening performance through the CTG website.
ETA: One last note: Watching the stage clock during the production, I learned just how long it takes to do some of these intricate braiding styles, and the pain that it imposes on the stylists. Just imagine being at the hair salon for over 12 hours to get braids done; I can imagine the costs being not only the time, but multiple hundreds of dollars. When I see such styles in the future, I’ll think about the effort these women are going through for their hair. Those of us with Caucasian hair don’t understand black hair culture (I certainly didn’t). The amount spent (remember Madam C. J. Walker made a fortune developing and selling black hair products); the pain and time commitment is remarkable. The battle with respect to black hair continues today: Trump’s effort to ban beards and facial hair is an implicit effort to get black soldiers out of the military, because male black facial hair is often prone to ingrowns and infections, make worse by the close shaving the military requires. I’m sure that similar female hairstyle restrictions are being used to get black women out of the military. In recognitiion of the effort, I added the usually buried credits for the black hairstylists to the credit list.
Credits
Jaja’s African Hair Braiding. Written by Jocelyn Bioh. Directed by Whitney White.
Cast [underscores indicate “at our performance”; strikeouts indicate “not at our performance”; ↑ indicates “swung up”]: Melanie Brezill Michelle / Chrissy / LaNiece; Leovina Charles Donae Swanson Vanessa / Radia / Shiela; Victore Charles Jaja; Mia Ellis Jennifer; Tiffany Renee Johnson Aminata; Claudia Logan Bea; Michael Oloyede James / Franklin / Olu / Eric; Abigail C. Onwunali Ndidi; Jordan Rice Marie; Bisserat Tseggai Miriam; Onye Eme-Akwari Nollywood Dream Actor; Morgan Scott Nollywood Dream Actor. Understudies: Sadé Ayodele Jaja / Bea / Jennifer; Debora Crabbe Miriam / Ndidi / Aminata; Vandous Stripling II James / Franklin / Olu / Eric; ↑ Donae Swanson Marie / Vanessa / Radia / Sheila.
Production and Creative: Jocelyn Bioh Playwright; Whitney White Director; Manna-Symone Middlebrooks Additional Direction; David Zinn Set Design; Dede Ayite Costume Design; Jiyoun Chang Lighting Design; Justin Ellington Sound Design; Nikiya Mathis Wig, Hair, and Makeup Design; Stefania Bulbarella Video Design; Jacqueline Springfield Voice and Dialect Coach; Brillian QiBell Production Stage Manager; Jihee Jenny Park Stage Manager; Erica A. Hart, CSA Casting Director; Kelly Gillespie, CSA Casting; David Caparelliotis, CSA Casting; Aissatou Camara, Lauren Kinermon-Jones Braiders; Mary Gordy Loctician; Joy Paulk Beautician; DuVell’s Studio, Doc the Barber Barbers.
Administrivia
I am not a professional critic. I’m a cybersecurity professional, a roadgeek who does a highway site and a podcast about California Highways, and someone who loves live performance. I buy all my own tickets, unless explicitly noted otherwise. I do these writeups to share my thoughts on shows with my friends and the community. I encourage you to go to your local theatres and support them (ideally, by purchasing full price tickets, if you can afford to do so). We currently subscribe or have memberships at: Center Theatre Group/Ahmanson Theatre; Broadway in Hollywood/Pantages Theatre; Pasadena Playhouse; The Soraya, and 5-Star Theatricals. We’re looking for the right intimate theatre to subscribe at — it hasn’t been the same since Rep East died (it’s now The Main, and although it does a lot of theatre, it doesn’t have seasons or a resident company), and post-COVID, most 99-seaters aren’t back to doing seasons (or seasons we like). I used to do more detailed writeups; here’s my current approach.
Upcoming
Theatre /
Music / ◊ Other Live Performance – Next 90ish Days (⊕ indicates ticketing is pending).
- November:
Paranormal Activity at CTG/Ahmanson;
Suffs at BIH/Pantages; - December: ◊ ACSAC Conference;
Ben Platt: Live at the Ahmanson at CTG/Ahmanson;
Nochebuena: A Christmas Spectacular at The Soraya;
Stereophonic at BIH/Pantages; - January:
The Notebook at BIH/Pantages;
All the Devils Are Here at The Broad;
Tom Chapin @ McCabes. - February:
Applause at MTG;
Amadeus at Pasadena Playhouse;
Anat Cohen at the Soraya;
Preservation Hall Jazz Band at The Soraya.
An Immigrant's Story | Jaja's African Hair Braiding @ CTG/Mark Taper Forum
Nov. 9th, 2025 10:12 pm
When you think of immigrants today — and especially with the narrative coming from the media (including social media) and the images they promote — what comes to mind? I’m guessing primarily “brown” folks, as in folks from Central and South American countries. But the cruelties perpetrated by this administration go beyond just Central and South Americans; they are being perpetrated on any groups currently deemed by the administration as undesirable. Often, that undesirability is based not on violent crimes by these folks, again, as alleged by the administration, but simply based on skin color.
I bring this all up because of the play we saw yesterday afternoon: Jaja’s African Hair Braiding, at the Mark Taper Forum, part of the CTG “One CTG” season. On the surface, this play seems to be in the vein of a number of somewhat recent movies that focus on the African-American Barbershop/Hair Slot experience, where the shop becomes a community and a family, with regulars and patrons that care about each other. Often, this is because the elaborate styles take multiple hours to create, and what community doesn’t form when you’re talking to someone for 8 hours.
But this play is different, as we rapidly learn that this particular shop has been established by immigrants from Africa. Often, they were leaving abusive marriages. Often, they were leaving family behind while they raise funds and makes themselves a better life. We see how they have worked, sometimes over decades, to build that life. Leaving nations such as Senegal and Sierra Leone to come over and be housekeepers to wealthy white folks. Building up enough funds to open a hair braiding salon (which is long, hard, work). All the while paying taxes, trying to do things legally, with the eventual goal of having that American dream.
Jaja, who owns the salon, is an example of this. She worked hard to open the salon, and on the day the play takes place, she is getting married to her (white) landlord. Her hope is that she will be able to finally become a citizen through this, and send her daughter Marie to a prestigious college to become a doctor.
Marie doesn’t quite want that. She’s working in the shop, not as a stylist, but as essentially the manager. She wants to be a writer, but doesn’t know how to tell her mother. As the play progresses, we learn more about Marie’s dreams. We also learn a lot about the other stylists in the shop: Aminata, Bea, Ndidi, and Miriam. Each has their dreams; each wants to move beyond their upbringing in Africa.
Near the end of the show, we learn that Jaja was grabbed in an ICE sting operation against sham marriages, and has been taken who knows where. The family of the shop bands together to protect Marie, who is scared for her mother and scared they will come after her.
Reading that last paragraph, one would think this play was set in 2025, with the current Trumpian ICE raids. But per the program, this takes place in July 2019. That’s during the first Trump administration, showing that, essentially, we were warned. The issue wasn’t violent crime; and issue wasn’t bad people. The issue was brown and black people, clear racism, and going after people even if they were trying to build the American dream, just as immigrants to this country have been doing since the country started.
So this is truly a timely and relevant play, well written and well performed. It makes us — theatregoers who presumably have the wealth to afford live theatre — realize that these communities are not just distant people on a screen. The people being impacted by the actions of ICE are good, hard-working people, just trying to achieve the American Dream. There are the people that have, and always will make America great. They are not the threats the current administration purports them to be. In bringing audiences to this realization, this play does what good theatre should do: Make people examine their beliefs and to learn and grow.
Performances were uniformly strong. I particularly enjoyed Jordan Rice’s Marie, Bisserat Tseggai’s Miriam, and Abigail C. Onwunali’s Ndidi.
Jaja’s African Hair Braiding closes at CTG/Mark Taper Forum today, November 9. You may be able to purchases tickets for the final evening performance through the CTG website.
Credits
Jaja’s African Hair Braiding. Written by Jocelyn Bioh. Directed by Whitney White.
Cast [underscores indicate “at our performance”; strikeouts indicate “not at our performance”; ↑ indicates “swung up”]: Melanie Brezill Michelle / Chrissy / LaNiece; Leovina Charles Donae Swanson Vanessa / Radia / Shiela; Victore Charles Jaja; Mia Ellis Jennifer; Tiffany Renee Johnson Aminata; Claudia Logan Bea; Michael Oloyede James / Franklin / Olu / Eric; Abigail C. Onwunali Ndidi; Jordan Rice Marie; Bisserat Tseggai Miriam; Onye Eme-Akwari Nollywood Dream Actor; Morgan Scott Nollywood Dream Actor. Understudies: Sadé Ayodele Jaja / Bea / Jennifer; Debora Crabbe Miriam / Ndidi / Aminata; Vandous Stripling II James / Franklin / Olu / Eric; ↑ Donae Swanson Marie / Vanessa / Radia / Sheila.
Production and Creative: Jocelyn Bioh Playwright; Whitney White Director; Manna-Symone Middlebrooks Additional Direction; David Zinn Set Design; Dede Ayite Costume Design; Jiyoun Chang Lighting Design; Justin Ellington Sound Design; Nikiya Mathis Wig, Hair, and Makeup Design; Stefania Bulbarella Video Design; Jacqueline Springfield Voice and Dialect Coach; Brillian QiBell Production Stage Manager; Jihee Jenny Park Stage Manager; Erica A. Hart, CSA Casting Director; Kelly Gillespie, CSA Casting; David Caparelliotis, CSA Casting.
Administrivia
I am not a professional critic. I’m a cybersecurity professional, a roadgeek who does a highway site and a podcast about California Highways, and someone who loves live performance. I buy all my own tickets, unless explicitly noted otherwise. I do these writeups to share my thoughts on shows with my friends and the community. I encourage you to go to your local theatres and support them (ideally, by purchasing full price tickets, if you can afford to do so). We currently subscribe or have memberships at: Center Theatre Group/Ahmanson Theatre; Broadway in Hollywood/Pantages Theatre; Pasadena Playhouse; The Soraya, and 5-Star Theatricals. We’re looking for the right intimate theatre to subscribe at — it hasn’t been the same since Rep East died (it’s now The Main, and although it does a lot of theatre, it doesn’t have seasons or a resident company), and post-COVID, most 99-seaters aren’t back to doing seasons (or seasons we like). I used to do more detailed writeups; here’s my current approach.
Upcoming ♦ Theatre / ♣ Music / ◊ Other Live Performance – Next 90ish Days (⊕ indicates ticketing is pending).
- November: ♦ Paranormal Activity at CTG/Ahmanson; ♦ Suffs at BIH/Pantages;
- December: ◊ ACSAC Conference; ♣ Ben Platt: Live at the Ahmanson at CTG/Ahmanson; ♣ Nochebuena: A Christmas Spectacular at The Soraya; ♦ Stereophonic at BIH/Pantages;
- January: ♦ The Notebook at BIH/Pantages; ♦ All the Devils Are Here at The Broad; ♣ Tom Chapin @ McCabes.
- February: ♦ Applause at MTG; ♦ Amadeus at Pasadena Playhouse; ♣ Anat Cohen at the Soraya; ♣ Preservation Hall Jazz Band at The Soraya.
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Nov. 9th, 2025 03:10 pmOscars 2025 James Bond Performance - Margaret Qualley, Doja Cat, LISA of Blackpink and RAYE.
Check out the Oscars 2025 James Bond PerformanceWow! That was spectacular! May Margaret Qualley become a Bond girl in a future film, and Doja Cat, LISA of Blackpink, and RAYE sing songs for Bond in the movies as well!
Interesting Links for 09-11-2025
Nov. 9th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. Women are three times more likely than men to get severe long COVID
- (tags:women Pandemic )
- 2. We've found a biomarker for Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
- (tags:babies death )
- 3. Chinese Authorities Shut Down Film Festival in New York (By harrassing filmmakers and their families)
- (tags:china censorship movies usa OhForFucksSake )
- 4. The modern homes hidden inside ancient ruins
- (tags:architecture history )
- 5. What do voters think would count as Labour breaking their promises on tax?
- (tags:tax labour polls politics uk )
- 6. A Gene Editing Therapy Cut Cholesterol Levels by Half (trial only lasted 60 days)
- (tags:genetics health )
- 7. Interactive Time-Lapse Map Shows How the U.S. Took More Than 1.5 Billion Acres From Native Americans
- (tags:history USA maps visualisation )
- 8. Why didn't Democrats codify Roe v. Wade when Obama had a fillibuster proof majority in 2009?
- (tags:abortion politics USA )
Two games I've been playing
Nov. 8th, 2025 07:06 pmI figured it out in 9 guesses!
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🔥 103 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3
https://metazooa.com
#metazooa
🍂 Plant #771 🪴
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🔥 45 | Avg. Guesses: 6.3
https://flora.metazooa.com
#metaflora
Interesting Links for 08-11-2025
Nov. 8th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. What's wrong with the UK's housing market (and why are Labour's plans to tinker around the edges unlikely to help)
- (tags:uk housing doom viaFJM )
- 2. The Battle Iranian Women Are Winning
- (tags:iran women religion society GoodNews islam clothing )
- 3. Early-stage clinical trial demonstrates promise of intranasal influenza vaccine in generating broad immunity
- (tags:vaccines viaKenny flu GoodNews )
- 4. Getty Images v Stability AI: A landmark High Court ruling on AI, copyright, and trade marks
- (tags:uk ai law )
- 5. The old proxies for trustworthiness no longer work.
- (tags:trust design scam fraud )
Life with two kids: Bedtime arguments with a five year old
Nov. 7th, 2025 08:14 pmMe: Gideon, do you want Daddy to shout at you?
Gideon: No
Me: I don't want to shout at you either.
Gideon: Good
Me: So, how do we make Daddy not shout at you?
Gideon: Not muck about in bed
Me: So you're going to curl up, get comfy and go to sleep
Gideon: Yes
...Three minutes pass...
Gideon: Fidgets
Gideon: Plays with his foot
Gideon: Sings songs under his breath
Gideon: Makes clicking noises
Me: Gideon, if you aren't quiet, I'll get grumpy with you. Is that what you want?
Gideon: No. I'll be good.
...Three more minutes pass...
Gideon: Sings, fidgets, rolls over, refuses to hold still, twists his arms around his legs until he looks like a pretzel, and then grins at me
Me: WILL YOU LIE STILL, STOP MUCKING ABOUT AND GO TO SLEEP.
Gideon: Gets tears in his eyes, chokes up slightly, curls up, and stops mucking about,
Gideon: goes to sleep in about 45 seconds.
Me: Is stressed for about half an hour and angry at myself.
If anyone has advice on how we can skip stages 9 through 17 I would appreciate it.
Interesting Links for 07-11-2025
Nov. 7th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. Researchers uncover AI bias against older working women
- (tags:women age ai OhForFucksSake bias )
- 2. Britain Is Having the World's Most Extreme Immigration Debate
- (tags:UK immigration OhForFucksSake )
- 3. What percentage of English derives from which languages?
- (tags:language english uk history )
- 4. Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
- (tags:australia electricity solarpower economics )
- 5. Rockstar Games Employee posts about recent union-busting efforts
- (tags:rockstar gta unions OhForFucksSake )
- 6. Metformin reduces the benefits of exercise in people with diabetes
- (tags:diabetes exercise drugs )
- 7. Labour spending billions on actually building social housing. Finally!
- (tags:labour housing GoodNews )
- 8. The UK Personal Finance Flowchart (an excellent guide to help you think about your finances)
- (tags:finances uk advice )
Interesting Links for 06-11-2025
Nov. 6th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. NY school smartphone ban has made lunch loud again
- (tags:school phones )
- 2. People are *terrible* at telling when they're being flirted with
- (tags:relationships psychology )
- 3. Pros And Cons Of A 3rd Trump Term
- (tags:politics usa satire funny )
- 4. MSPs defend working with groups opposed to abortion and marriage equality
- (tags:Scotland abortion LGBT OhForFucksSake marriage )
- 5. The Anti Defamation League has gone from fighting antisemitism to fuelling Islamophobia
- (tags:Jews islam palestine charity OhForFucksSake )
Interesting Links for 05-11-2025
Nov. 5th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. EU moves to prevent 'Trojan horses' from joining bloc
- (tags:democracy europe russia )
- 2. Confused about JCVI and COVID shots
- (tags:pandemic vaccination )
- 3. Elon Musk does not understand The Lord Of The Rings
- (tags:ElonMusk lotr )
- 4. Tolkien, Lewis, and The Silver Chair Theory
- (tags:Tolkien CSLewis history writing lotr narnia relationships )
- 5. What happens when you try to meet transphobes halfway
- (tags:bigotry LGBT transgender )
- 6. Takeaways from Tuesday's US elections
- (tags:USA elections GoodNews )
- 7. 3/4 of CEOs believe they have to have an AI strategy or they'll be replaced (which explains why there's so much investment into it)
- (tags:ai business )
- 8. Why is land reform on the agenda in Scotland?
- (tags:land scotland law )
- 9. Covid jabs gave under-18s heart problems - but were less risky than catching virus
- (tags:pandemic safety vaccination )
Interesting Links for 04-11-2025
Nov. 4th, 2025 12:00 pm- 1. Dungeons & Dragons is great for brain health (particularly the elderly and people with disabilities)
- (tags:dungeonsanddragons mentalhealth entertainment )
- 2. NHS threatens GP practice over trans care
- (tags:transgender UK bigotry healthcare OhForFucksSake )
- 3. Cambridge University's oldest women-only college, Newnham, stands firm for trans inclusion
- (tags:transgender Cambridge university GoodNews )
- 4. Novel peanut allergy vaccine shows promise to transform allergy care
- (tags:allergies vaccine )
- 5. Petition to make schools in Scotland safe for pupils with allergies
- (tags:allergies scotland school petition )
- 6. 20% of US UTIs are caused by contimated meat
- (tags:usa meat food infection )
- 7. When Stick Figures Fought (A history of the stick figure combat flash animations of the early 200s)
- (tags:history fighting animation web Flash )
- 8. The password for the Louvre's Video Surveillance System was "Louvre"
- (tags:art museums security epicfail france )
I Don't Miss Working
Nov. 3rd, 2025 08:01 pmFirst, there is this picture. It captures a couple of types of my usual doodles. I never understood how people could sit in a meeting and not have a writing implement in constant motion. I did sometimes take copious notes, but there were plenty of margins - and, sometimes, complete pages - filled with either branching lines or what amount to glorified stick figures. My other common doodles involved elaborate interlocking boxes.

I also captured a few quotes:
"We are out of money, so now we must think." - Winston Churchill
I won’t identify the sources for these three, because the names won’t mean anything to you and might embarrass the people involved.
"You’re in the business of creating lies we believe."
"When you talk money, I’m awake."
"I would say I’m a theoretician, but really I’m just inept."
The last one is right up there with the most self-aware thing I ever heard anyone say. To wit, "I know I’m right, but nobody will listen to me because I’m a jerk."
Finally, my boss used to ask me to cover his boss’s staff meetings sometimes. This was over the phone since those meetings were in Los Angeles, while I was in the D.C. area. People were not always good about identifying themselves and I didn’t recognize all of the voices. Which led to my writing notes that say things like "an unknown Asian woman said something went well over the weekend." Somehow, I doubt that my boss found that particularly useful information.
Oh, yes, I love being retired.