Their belief, it seems, is that DEI means that unqualified people are getting the job simply because they check some boxes, and qualified people are not.

Every accusation is a confession. I am pretending valiantly to myself that somewhere, deep inside his shriveled soul, he is aware that he is an unqualified person who definitely got a job he's not qualified for because he checked some very particular boxes, and now he has to scramble to distract everybody from the con.

Here's hoping the stress and the unhealthy lifestyle finally team up to give him a stroke.